Imagination of a four year old
-Daddy, you might not believe what happened to me this morning in school.
+Oh yeah, what happenend, honey?
-I was opening my bag to get my lunch when suddenly I felt that the bag seemed to be very very very very very...(sigh)...very very heavy.
+Really? did you put more books than you really need? (she never brings books to school, though, she is in her first year at kindergarten)
-Nooo... I did not. I remember when we ("we" is referring to her and her twin sister, not a royal plural or a commonly mistaken used "we" for politeness in my country) left home there's nothing other than my lunch box and hat.
-I opened that heavy bag anyway, and you know what was inside? A Policeman! I don't know how he could enter my bag without me realizing it before, no wonder the bag seemed heavier....
